i miss the girls.
work has been super tiring, and mentally taxing. it's funny how the last day of our training, when everyone was passing paper or books around to have a little note written for each other
; and i said to everyone, "dont ever ever cry at work, think of vera and her burps." and so far, i've cried like 5times at least during my 1 and half mths of work.
it's tiring to meet every one of 200odd persons expectations(some of which are really far within my means!), to be careful of who to trust and who not to, to watch what's coming out of your mouth or it might sound negative to so and so, to say thank-yous and sorrys even when you dont really feel like it, to know every single moment what to do and what not to, and on top of it, still smile cheerily and show that i've got a good atittude.
it's really hard. cos i've always been too much a 'heck-care' person, and all of a sudden i came to realise that so many of the things i do, are deemed to be unglam/immature - even when i dont care that i am! and being the 'heck-care' person, i never hafta worry what so and so think/say of me, but now i worry the shit out of me(or rather, got the shit stuck in me with constipation) what everyone at work thinks of me for the fear of being written in unknowingly.
and i've so little off days that usually i spend sleeping the living days away. i miss meeting up with everyone in the world!!
sigh. no life!
anyway, here's some jokes i
heard.
first:
on a flight from hongkong, an indian passenger asked the crew...
"cuse me, can you open the door for me?"
"what? cannot, if open the door we all die!"
"please lah. very fast, you open the door then i go out and smoke, you quickly close. please?"
the plane was in mid air.
second:
on a flight to bombay, crew was asking a group of 4friends what drinks they'd like to have...
"can we have fruit liner? 4!" (fruit liner is a mocktail drink which i've changed the name to protect the airline)
"sure! what fruit would you like?"
"what fruit you have?"
"we've got apple, orange, pineapple and tomato!" (usually passenger will just want apple)
first passenger, "i want apple."
second, "pineapple."
third, "tomato."
"tomato? you sure?" (cos 7-up with tomato seems a bit funny no??)
"yes, tomato."
"er ok!" smiling, turn to last passenger, "how bout you, sir?"
"mango? fresh?"